3: Birth of Arx (1991 – the book of stone as the beginning and end of the book)
23: The Day of the Sacred Insult (Ministry of Offense)
28: Burning Day (the first great fire in Nimis 1985) and 1st Day of the greatest depth of the winter)
29: 2nd Day of the greatest depth of the winter
30: 3rd Day of the greatest depth of the winter
31: The Day of the greatest depth of the winter
FEBRUARY
1: the 5th Day of the greatest depth of the winter
2: the 6th Day of the greatest depth of the winter
3: National Day of the Great Fire (the second great fire in Nimis 1996) and 7th Day of the greatest depth of the winter
8: High Voltage Day
13: Day of Throwing Away Keys – the day when a general and fruitful disorder is to rule Ladonians. This day Dresden was bombed during the war. State Office of Nomads)
19: Day of the County Administrative Board (1982 they started the struggle – the day to have a full understanding of all the good that can be brought from the force of an angry authority)
29: Day of Procrastination (Chris Mansell)
MARCH
6: Birthday of Ministry of ALL WINDS. The Day of ALL WINDS all day always.
21: Day of Captain Hillman (Day of Fictitious Characters) (Custodian Office)
30: We Love PerV Day (Always a Tuesday)
APRIL
11: The Stormy Day. The Day when the Winds worked hard to release minds. The Tower of Winds was suffering and badly hit by the ground. The Day of Brainstorm and Free Minds. (Ministry of All Winds)
19: Day of the Indian
19: Partnership for Pilsner
19: The angel of spring, Spugliguel, meets the angel of the weekday.
25: Buying Day (the day when Joseph Beuys (1984) and Christo (1986) bought Nimis. (This is the day when big purchases should be made – or to meditate the idea of buying)
MAY
12: The Walter Day of Anthems (celebration of our minister and composer Walter Ehresman and all our anthems)
22: Waaaaalll-Day (on this day we worship the eonatic spirit of existential possibilities)
27: Day of History and Museum (The day when Count Torby opened the Ladonian Museum of History) (We ask questions on the nature of history)
31: Day of the Lords (this day we humbly contemplate the lordship)
JUNE
On the day of the first full moon is the Day of the Brain Ministry
2: Independence Day (Ladonia became independent 1996, Bank Holiday)
3: Birthday of Queen Carolyn I (Bank Holiday)
5: Day of Boiling (The first Ladonian flag was made on this day in 1996. The flag is made by boiling (recycling) a Swedish flag until the blue and yellow run together to make everything green).
20: Founder’s Day (Birthday of Lars Vilks, 1946)
21: Day of Full Madness and Insomnia
JULY
Last Sunday in July: Jazz and Music Day in Ladonia
3: International Day of Buying Toilet Paper as Art
4: Naked Day. Ladonians go naked, symbolic meaning of being the being. (State Office of Nomads)
18: The Day of Artful Jumps
31: Birth of Nimis (1980)
AUGUST
8: Day of Coup d’Etat. The great day of change created by Sven-Erik Olsson
10: The Day of King Göran the Miserly. (on this day eating and drinking excessively is the thing. But also the understanding of the excessive)
10: San Lorenzo’s Day, beginning of late summer in Ladonia.
12: Ladonia Duct Tape Day
28: The Darkest Day (Ministry of the Dark Side)
31: The Day of Respect (Ministry of All Winds pay respect to the free eonatic mind)
SEPTEMBER
1: Day of Disrespect. We will go astray if we forget balance. Both Ying and Yang are needed for higher harmony. (Ministry of Sophistry)
23: Day of Beer Drinking
23: Day of the failed coup d’etat.
23: Birthday of former Queen Ywonne I Jarl
26: Day of Uriel (Ministry of G. Angels)
OCTOBER
10: The Day of Outstanding Ministers
11: AMBASSADORS’ DAY (Count Andras)
28 – 31: Hartmanburg Days
NOVEMBER
3: Doom Day (The Supreme Court sentenced Nimis 1986)
7: Camus Day
15: The Tortoise Harriet’s Day. Ladonians Going into Semi-hibernation
30: St Anders of the Holy Computer Day
DECEMBER
21: Day of Half Madness and Roaring with Wolves
24 ½: Day of Misunderstanding
25 ½: Second Day of Misunderstanding
26: Stealing Day. This day Ladonians steal. (State Office of Nomads)
27: Day of Throwing Things at Each Other (normally beer cans)